Have you visited jensartnight yet? What the fuck you waiting for?
Go now and marvel at kettle_whistle's disturbingly sexy tard!
And I posted my tard drawing there. Here's just a tiny little taste...
Why are those tards so happy? What are they looking at? Why are you still here? Go to jensartnight and find out, sucka!
And that purpose is joining jensartnight! Founded by the supreme locopuff, it's a community page for sick fucks like you to post your drawings & artwork on a weekly theme. Go to the page to see all the details and send in your requests to join. I'm one of the maintainers of the community, so this is payback time for me: now all the "cool" kids who pushed me into the lockers and all the stuck-up little bitches on the cheerleading squad who wouldn't go out with me will all get REJECTED!!! They won't get into the coolest fucking art club on the internet....will you????!!!!
I forgot to mention that the current theme is TARDS. A new theme will be announced Saturday, May 3.
Friend us and visit the page even if you're not contributing!
Some selections from my sketchbook from the past year are behind the cut.
Here's a chubby girl to entice you.
For those playing along at home, this is one of those recent drawings that I alluded to in my LADY FRANKENSTEIN post as being too similar in content. There's the ever-present theme of mutilation and severed body parts. Most likely I'm trying to work out some deep-seated castration anxiety. Well, as Jung said, "Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate." So there!
locopuff hath decreed that this week's theme be Mormons. So let it be written; so let it be done.
And that means the poor baby birds are falling out of their nests, onto the street.
This is an older drawing, and I'm not too happy with it, but it is timely
Self-portrait from 2003. I have different glasses now. Unfortunately, my tits are even saggier.
I'm interrupting the usual stream of anal discharge and mutilated genitalia to announce the birth of five of the cutest little kitties you'll ever see. My friend took in a pregnant stray who had her litter the other day.
Ain't they just adorable???!!
Kitties and mom (her name is Arrow) are doing well. Here's a pic of Arrow a day before giving birth.
Soon after I created my character Moonpie in the late '90's, the movie COYOTE UGLY came out. Its message of female empowerment through bartop dancing (or so I gathered from the commercials) seemed like the perfect match for her. After the introductory episode below, Moonpie was to set off on a quest for the mythical Coyote Ugly bar in New York City, where she would, of course, find herself at the center of all kinds of hilarious misadventures.
I wrote out the story and did a lot of sketches and preliminary page layouts, but I scrapped the idea for two reasons: first, the whole innocent-naif-in-the-big-city tale has been done to death, and second, I discovered, much to my chagrin, that Coyote Ugly is an actual bar, and that, yes, the female bartenders there actually do dance. As you can see, this put a major hole in the narrative. Moonpie could hardly be the clueless hick chasing her dream in the big city and searching for a nonexistent bar; in fact, Moonpie could have probably stayed in her backwater hometown and waited for one of the innumerable Coyote Ugly franchises to open up there. As somebody who's spent almost his whole life living near New York City, my ignorance is very embarassing. But, to give you an idea of what might have been, I've drawn up some of the panels I originally had in mind and placed them behind the cut, below.
Further experiments with color. Here's a watercolor drawing from a couple of months back
and from last night, some random faces and tiny heinies
